The 2006 List to end all lists
January
Liberal ads are crazy. In our cities. In Canada. We did not make this up. | Jane Creba memorial on Yonge Street. | Broken Social Scene album tops our cross-Canada music critics poll. | Sarah Slean voted best musician. | MP Sarmite Bulte raises funds, copyright questions. | Lou Rawls RIP. | The Strokes put out an album with one good song. | Angels of Light/Akron Family 
. | Stephen Harper wins minority. | Paul Martin resigns. | Olivia Chow goes to Ottawa. | Ignatieff elected to Parliament | Steve Banks RIP. | Neko Case plays the Rivoli. | Metric open for the Stones in NYC. | Wilson Pickett RIP. | Grandaddy split. | International year of deserts. | Live With Culture. | Canada wins the World Juniors. | Ariel Sharon goes down to a stroke. | Kobe Bryant: 81 points over Raptors. | William Shatner sells kidney stone for $25,000. | Manchuca . | Hamas wins in Palestine. | James Frey is a liar. | Oprah says she's cool with that. | Oprah decides she's not so cool with it. | Oprah reams out James Frey on her show. | Grandma's Boy H. | Commercial jingle of the year: Jim Guthrie's "Hands in My Pocket." | 250th anniversary of Mozart's birth. | CN Tower turns 30. | Irving Layton RIP. | Planet Hollywood closes. | Anthony Hamilton Ain't Nobody Worrying . | Sidney Crosby, rookie hype machine. | Free City of Leslieville website launched. | High-Parkdalians still say "Riverdale East." | Bon Jovi's jet gets slippery when wet in Hamilton. | Ruby slippers stolen from Bata Museum. | Nettwerk defends 15-year-old file sharer vs RIAA. | Cyclists vs motorists street fight in Kensington. | Anagram After Dark . | Raptors GM Rob Babcock fired. | Loudly protesting heterosexual Tom Cruise sues South Park. | Under the Mink . | TV reality shows turn into dance parties. | Underworld: Evolution H. | Newcomer Q'Orianka Kilcher turns heads in Terrence Malick's The New World. | Icky, lame Karla movie does not help Laura Prepon's career… | …neither does the final season of That '70s Show. | Clearlake Amber . | Match Point: Woody Allen's first non-lousy film since Sweet & Lowdown. | Hostel takes xenophobia abroad and impales it on sharp objects. | Michael Haneke's Caché () tops critics' lists early. | 40 Shades of Blue . | Jason Anderson: Sleeping Dogs Lie Sundance's "most heartfelt film about bestiality." | Shelley Winters RIP. | The Ghost is Dancing . | Chris Penn RIP. | Pete Doherty arrested twice in one day. | Lori Cullen, Calling for Rain . | Pete Doherty pleads guilty to drug possession. | Broken Social Scene do two nights at Kool Haus. | Cat Power, Greatest . | Canada: No. 1 in illegal downloading! | Katrina Onstad skewers Toronto media types in How Happy to Be. | Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, Rabbit Fur Coat . | Maggie MacDonald's indie opera Rat King rocks. | Robert Pollard, From a Compound Eye . | Prison Break breaks out. | American Jerry Zucker buys The Bay. | Bombay Black . | Stephen Harper shows Jean Charest some love. | Stephen Harper shows Dalton McGuinty the back of his hand. | Coretta Scott King RIP | The Sword, The Age of Winter . | Canadian kicker Mike Vanderjagt misses field goal, starts looking for work. | Yacht Rock loses the smooth. | Crazy about Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy."
February
Chinese Year of the Dog. | Elected Liberal David Emerson joins Conservative cabinet. | Unelected senator Michael Fortier, too. | Paul Ainslie promises not to run for council. | Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl. | U2 clean up at Grammys, Kanye fumes. | Trilogy: The Weeping Meadow . | Blogger Robot Johnny unveils cool TTC anagram map. | TTC threatens to sue Robot Johnny. | The Sadies go live at Lee's. | When a Stranger Calls H. | Turino Olympics. | Everyone starts saying "Turino" instead of "Turin." | Cindy Klassen: Olympic medals aplenty. | Women's hockey, too! | And men's curling! | Men's hockey, not so much. | Worse: we lost to Switzerland. | Belle and Sebastian, The Life Pursuit . | Run the Road Vol. 2 . | Remember the Arctic Monkeys? | Bush: "this great state of baseball." | iTunes sells billionth song. | Betty Friedan RIP. | Neil Young: Heart of Gold . | Bad Bands Revolution. | Dick Cheney shoots friend in face. | Our Town . | Danish cartoons of Mohammed spark outrage, attacks. | Western Standard reprints cartoons, sparks letters to the editor. | Toronto Police apologize to two protesters mistreated in 2001. | Danko Jones, Sleep is the Enemy . | Queen Street Man! | Modest Marr? | J Dilla RIP. | Wavelength 300. | Alice in Chains reform, Layne Staley still dead. | Price of smokes jumps $1.25. | The Real McCoy . | Dave Meslin launches Who Runs This Town. | And City Idol. | Transition to Mez-less TPSC not painless. | Old Joy premieres at the Rotterdam film fest. | Sokurov's The Sun. | Götterdämmerung . | Tommy Lee gets cozy with transsexual-about-town Nina Arsenault… | …until he's alerted to the transsexual part. | TTC announces second annual Fare-hike Day! | Royal Sarcophagus Society launches Wanderlust. | Don Knotts RIP. | Ryan Bigge on Leah McLaren: "provocative pool toy." | Five-year-old McLaren column on Bigge: "constipated prose." | Through the Fire . | TV on the Radio sign to Interscope. | Cat Power cancels tour. | Spirit of the Beehive . | Frank Gehry at the AGO. | Chris Murphy plays tribute to self at The Boat. | St. Clair ROW approved. | Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story . | Province proposes energy centre for port lands. | 40th anniversary of Bloor-Danforth subway. | Take the Tooker. | Guardian Angels are back. | Madea's Family Reunion H. | The Pink Panther returns, inevitably. | Dennis Weaver RIP. | Poet Lynn Crosbie waxes woman scorned Liar. | Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, House Arrest . | Malajube, Trompe L'oeil . | Robin Williams and Lewis Black make surprise appearance at the Rivoli… | …and Spirits… | …and Oasis… | …Robin Williams apparently off the wagon. | Psychic Ills, Dins . | Darren McGavin RIP. | Vancouverite J.B. MacKinnon wins the Charles Taylor Prize. | Femme Generation, Brothers and Sisters, Alone We Explode . | Mardi Gras returns to New Orleans. | Ontario minimum wage raised to $7.75. | Dear Wendy . | Sheryl Crow fights breast cancer. | John Martin RIP. | Matias, Sleepy . | Test Icicles release debut album. | Test Icicles break up. | Spymate H. | Billy Cowsill RIP. | Terrestrial Tones, Dead Drunk . | Great Big Sea in great big bus crash. | Split Enz reunite. | Doogal H. | Metric do two nights at Kool Haus. | Deal or No Deal? | Seriously, make up your mind 'cause Howie Mandel is driving us nuts. | Police horse dies, city mourns. | Aceyalone & RJD2, Magnificent City . | Still crazy about Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy."
March
Dave Chappelle's Block Party . | John Manley passes on Liberal leadership race. | Frank McKenna passes on Liberal leadership race. | Brian Tobin passes on Liberal leadership race. | Ashley MacIsaac says he'll run if no one else will. | Martha Hall Findlay says she'll run. | Bob Rae reborn a Liberal, runs for leader. | Ken Dryden says he'll give it a go, too. | And Gerard Kennedy. | And Stéphane Dion. | And Scott Brison. | And Carolyn Bennett. | And Hedy Fry. | And Maurizio Bevilacqua. | And Joe Volpe. | And, of course, Michael Ignatieff. | Ashley MacIsaac quietly slinks away. | Omagh . | Slobodan Milosevic dies. | Bush and Fox wear matching linens in Mexico, Harper wears a fishing vest. | BikeShare hits financial trouble. | Aquamarine H. | The Social cancels CMW. | Ali Farka Toure RIP. | Ultraviolet H. | Believe the hyphy! | New Scott Walker album! | Nikki Sudden RIP. | Barmitzvah Brothers, The Century of Invention . | Miracle on grass: Canada beats US at baseball. | Bush: "If the Iranians were to have a nuclear weapon they could proliferate." | Morrissey loves seals, hates Canada. | Paul McCartney goes to war with Newfoundland. From PEI. | The Ride Theory, In This City . | Buck Owens RIP. | Margaret Atwood signs books by remote control. | Rhinoceros Eyes . | Stephen Lewis visits Ryerson. | Holy Fuck and Fembots' gear stolen from Lee's. | Ted the Canadian Tire guy is retired, neighbours rejoice. | Gravitas . | Dov Charney: sexual evolutionary or sexist pig? | Maybe both? | Neko Case, Fox Confessor Brings the Flood . | Ryerson hot dog legend Ernie retires. | ROM acquires 2,000 dead birds. | Arnaud Maggs wins GG for visual art. | The Rochdale Project . | Police release video of Boxing Day shootings. | MTV Canada goes to air, sans music. | Mississauga unveils shapely tower. | Past Perfect . | Peter Tabuns wins provincial by-election in Toronto-Danforth. | Jon Stewart hosts the Oscars. | Capote and Brokeback Mountain split gay vote, pseudo anti-racist Crash wins Oscar. | Ubiquitous Brokeback punchlines retired. | Ang Lee, best director. | Philip Seymour Hoffman, best actor. | Reese Witherspoon, best actress. | Three 6 Mafia bum-rush the show. | Donald Fagen, Morph the Cat . | Harper's editor Lewis Lapham retires. | New proposed postering bylaw. | Bernard "Boom Boom" Geoffrion RIP. | Barzin, My Life in Rooms . | Greater Toronto Transit Authority. | York U subway extension approved. | Three Times . | Ben Johnson: "I Cheetah all the time." | The Last Trapper H. | Wrigley's says, "Win With Pat Quinn." Quinn loses. | Goldfrapp, Supernature . | "Street furniture." | Mike Evin, I'll Bring the Stereo . | Camille Paglia throws down at Harbourfront. | Chekhov Longs… in the Ravine . | Amy Bowles stars in Tony Romano's sexless porno Last Act. | Shary Boyle's "Lace Figures" grace Power Plant. | Kafka and Son . | Awesome!...I Fuckin' Shot That. | Thurston Moore's Ecstatic Peace label goes Universal. | These Girls H. | Emily Schultz's Joyland is a joy. | Tim Hortons opens in Afghanistan. | Courtney Love sells Nirvana catalogue. | Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Show Your Bones . | New Replacements songs! | The Game sues KOCH. | Pete Doherty pleads guilty, attacks reporter. | Sparks, Hello Young Lovers . | Scott Stapp vs Kid Rock sex tape. | Yanni: a wife beater? | Jack White debuts Raconteurs. | Canadian Pacific Scandal . | Denmark is the new Seattle. | Yacht Rock regains the smooth. | Clean Irene and Dirty Maxine . | Not so crazy about Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy."
April
Secret swing shut down. | The transferable Metropass. | Six Figures . | Bush: "I am the decider." | Leafs fail to make playoffs. | Brian Eno and David Byrne, My Life in Bush of Ghosts . | T.I. is what you know (King ). | Mission of Burma obliterates. | David Morales opens Sonic. | Rob Ford goes ka-ray-zee drunk at Leafs game. | Gene Pitney RIP. | Kelly Stoltz, Below the Branches . | Smashing Pumpkins reform. | Meat Puppets reform. | D12's Proof shot dead. | Rammer, Cancer . | Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reproduce. It's a Suri! We think. | Natalie Portman comes to T.O. - Stillepost has the scoop. | Michigan grumpy about garbage. | Eight Bandido bikers slain. | Centro-Matic, Fort Recovery . | John Lorinc's The New City. | Miss Universe Natalie Glebova: "very proud to be Ryersonian." | David Miller in Vanity Fair. | Margot & the Nuclear So and So's, The Dust Treatment . | 150 new hybrid buses! | Orfeo . | Harper bans media from covering return of military dead, cites families of soldiers… | …soldiers' families disagree. | Brick . | Sheppard becomes a sinkhole. | Tim Hortons Yonge and Bloor's washroom explodes. | Ken Babstock! | Bloodrayne H. | Sharon Stone gets naked again (Basic Instinct 2 H): audience been there, done that. | Snoop busted for stage fight. | Take the Lead H. | Pete Doherty gets sentenced. | Pete Doherty gets busted three hours later. | Kardinal boycotts Junos. | Tokyo Police Club, A Lesson in Crime . | Snoop Dogg released from jail. | Ghostface, Fishscale . | Broken Social Scene vs Canadian Idol. | Zach Werner vs Broken Social Scene. | Strokes banned by MTV. | Morrissey, Ringleader of the Tormentors . | Neil Young vs George Bush. | Michael Jackson sells off publishing rights. | Sailboats Are White sign to Poptones. | Kanye plays Masonic Temple. | James Hunter, People Gonna Talk . | Remarried Eminem files for re-divorce. | Jack White's Coke jingle. | The Sentinel H. | Kool Keith returns as Dr. Octagon. | U of T prof Hubert van Tol killed in bike accident. | Escape from Happiness . | Danforth Music Hall seat sale. | City tests new "superboxes." | Jane Jacobs RIP. | Wozzeck . | Union Station deal undealt. | "The Beach" beats "The Beaches." | Paul Greengrass' United 93 does justice to "Let's Roll" fable. | Very expensive, very long Lord of the Ring opens. | Spank Rock, Yoyoyoyoyo . | Puppet master Ronnie Burkett's 10 Days on Earth opens (). | Whole New Thing . | Jello Biafra at Convocation Hall. | The Sketchersons 100th show. | L'enfant . | Poet a.rawlings publishes Wide Slumber for Lepidopterists. | American Dreamz H. | Welcome back '80s. | Soledad Brothers, The Hardest Walk . | John Kenneth Galbraith RIP. | The Rocket released with English subtitles. | Come and See . | Raptors lose 10 in a row. | Grizzly Bear, Horn of Plenty/The Remixes . | | Brian Mulroney: greenest PM. | Jana Hunter, Blank Unstaring Heirs of Doom . | Comedy Central censors South Park's Mohammed… | …but Jesus shitting on the US flag is OK. | E-40, My Ghetto Report Card . | American Buffalo . | Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" driving us crazy.
May
TTC wildcat strike. | Darkon . | YouTube is the new Napster. | Circa scheduled to open May long weekend; it doesn't. | Geddy Lee appears in BSS video. | RV H. | Lily Allen makes us "Smile." | We miss Grant McLennan. | Sunn0))) at the Music Gallery. | Akeelah and the Bee H. | Amy Millan goes solo. | Desmond Dekker RIP. | W-Y-R-D-V-I-S-I-O-N-S across the sky. | The Devil and Daniel Johnston . | Red Hot Chili Peppers release another shite album (Stadium Arcadium H). | Welcome, Type! | Bush: "One such goal is a democracy in Germany." | Hard Candy . | Toronto Life says Ben Mulroney makes $400,000, hard work and talent surrender. | Inn on the Park demo-ed. | The Limb Salesman H. | Canadian dollar soars. | City council goes to four-year terms. | Jane Pitfield: ban panhandling. | The Proposition . | Fetching Cody H. | Leonard Cohen closes Bay Street. | Don Cash, On the Bus . | Four shootings and one stabbing in one weekend. | Census! | Baby born outside supermarket. | Toronto the Good. | Bruce Springsteen, We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions . | Cops raid Jamestown. | Canada's Wonderland sold. | Everything for the Cure! | Pretty Girls Make Graves, élan Vital . | Greg Sorbara vindicated. | Nomo, New Tones . | Yacht Rock runs with the devil. | American Idol audience pick grey-haired dude over hot chick - weird. | No smoking indoors, anywhere. For real this time. | Will and Grace finale. | Gorky's Zygotic Mynci RIP. | Oliver Shroer, Camino . | James Blunt banned from British radio. | Beanie Sigel shot. | The Case of the Grinning Cat . | Republic of Safety, Vacation EP . | Detective Kalita, The Michael Parks . | I Am Robot and Proud, The Electricity in Your House... . | The Game busted for brass knuckles. | Pete Doherty dropped by label. | Kano, Home Sweet Home . | Tommy Hilfiger vs Axl Rose. | Brownsound leaves Sum 41. | Keith Richards gets brain surgery. | Revolting Cocks, Cocked and Loaded . | Axl arrested for biting. | First Stylus DJ awards. | Doors Open in Toronto. | Sparta H. | When Do We Eat? H. | Harper muzzles his caucus. | Harper goes to war with the Press Gallery. | Fiscal imbalancing act. | Festival Cinema chain goes dark. | Tool, 10,000 Days . | Nike-branded park in Malvern. | Susur Lee on Iron Chef: it's a tie. | Dose is dead. | BoyGroove . | Bohemian Embassy. | Bohemian Embarrassment. | Pearl Jam, Pearl Jam . | Humanitas Festival. | Pedestrian Sundays. | The BikeShare slasher. | The Da Vinci Code = religious controversy by numbers = H. | Robert Fung resigns. | Santa Cruz takes over Captain John's. | CONTACT turns 10. | Martha Burns seduces a minor in Mathilde. | The Parkas, The Life of Crime/The Scars to Prove It . | k.d. lang, Reintarnation . | The Stills, Without Feathers . | Matt Costa, Songs We Sing . | Susanna Hood thrills with She's Gone Away at the Theatre Centre. | Darren O'Donnell puts scissors in the hands of children. | Daniel MacIvor and Sherrie Johnson dissolve da da kamera. | Lady Vengeance . | Tibet: A Buddhist Trilogy . | Peagreen Theatre pleases art lovers with Medici Slot Machine: The Life and Times of Joseph Cornell (). | Kathy Acker collection proves she might be dead, but she's still punk. | See No Evil H. | Ricky Williams signs with Argos. | Ron Sexsmith, Time Being . | Sunset Rubdown, Shut Up I Am Dreaming . | The Leather Uppers, Bright Lights . | A Beautiful View . | Canadian Steve Nash NBA MVP (again). | Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" still driving us crazy.
June
Feminist Porn Awards glitter at the Gladstone. | Rick Ducharme resigns as TTC general manager. | TTC chair Howard Moscoe survives ouster attempt. | Final Fantasy, He Poos Clouds . | City of Toronto Act enacted. | Crossing the Bridge: The Sound of Istanbul . | 17 Torontonians arrested for planning terror attacks here… | …including possibly blowing up the CN Tower… | …and beheading the prime minister. | The Omen H. | Miami Heat win NBA finals. | Warren Buffet gives away his money. | Creeping Nobodies, Sound of Joy . | Eight arrested in Boxing Day shooting case. | Monster garbage cans get scrapped. | West8 wins waterfront design contest. | Nadja, Bodycage . | 6/6/06: International Day of Slayer! | Circa scheduled to open for Pride; it doesn't. | Radiohead do two nights at the Hummingbird. | A Prairie Home Companion . | Television return to Toronto. | Raptors pick European Andrea Bargnani first overall. | Billy Preston RIP. | Sonic Youth put out good album, still old (Rather Ripped ). | Zizek . | Broken Mascis Scene. | Paris Hilton does MMVAs; keeps clothes on. | Kardinal Offishal rides a fire truck… | … and wins big at MMVAs. | Billy Talent II. | Aruba . | Paul McCartney turns 64, wife answers longstanding musical question. | BSS do Letterman. | Nelly Furtado is promiscuous, apparently. | Britney Spears allows infant son to steer her car. | The Drowsy Chaperone: five Tonys. | World Cup starts, sleep stops. | Kenneth Thompson RIP. | Uwe Boll to critics: let's throw down. | Pink Mountaintops, Axis of Evol . | Carolina Hurricanes take Stanley Cup. | Air India memorial groundbreaking. | Eight shootings, one weekend. | Renovated Palais Royale reopens. | Survey says: 5,000 homeless. | Homeless say: survey is stupid. | Edie Brickell returns! | The Killers vs Fall Out Boy. | SARsical . | Pilate > Pilot Speed. | Billy Bragg vs MySpace. | Yacht Rock stabs them with their steely knives and dark sarcastic lyrics… | Yacht Rock RIP. | Nacho Libre . | Eye Weekly critic regrets Nacho Libre rave almost immediately. | Cancelled pilot Nobody's Watching leaks to YouTube, catches on. | Alanis and Ryan split. | The Lost City H. | Keane . | The Lake House H. | Culture Club reform without Boy George. | Arctic Monkeys ditch bassist. | Danny Michel, Valhalla . | White Stripes vs Jim Diamond. | Panic! at the Disco fire! their bassist! | Korn singer has blood disease. | John Sewell is running in Ward 21. | Phoenix, It's Never Been Like That . | TTC shows Bombardier sole-source lovin'. | The Lord of the Rings dies in infancy. | Scott Walker, The Drift . | Conservatives plan to raise age of consent. | Margaret Somerville opposes gay marriage, gets Ryerson degree. | The Bellrays, Have a Little Faith . | 35 years without Spadina Expressway. | Reader's Digest: we're the third most polite city. Thanks. | The Hylozoists, La Fin du Monde . | Street racing outlawed. | Four Seasons Opera House. | Gord Perks meets Al Gore for some Inconvenient Truthin' | Aaron Spelling RIP. | MOCCA goes goth for the summer with Darkness Ascends. | Pigeon Condos. | The Importance of Being Earnest . | Bird Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest . | Tyler Clark Burke goes 3-D with Shimera at Katharine Mulherin Gallery. | Cooking Fire Theatre Festival. | Dora Mavor Awards dish it out for Lord of the Rings. | Birdland Theatre's The Last Days of Judas Iscariot snags eight out of nine nominations. | d.bi.young wins for blood.claat. | The Wet Spots release Hello Kinky. | Click H. | Kamau Brathwaite's Born to Slow Horses wins International Griffin Poetry Prize. | Sylvia Legris' Nerve Squall wins Canadian Griffin Poetry Prize. | Joe Thorton NHL MVP. | Figurines, Skeleton . | Leafs fire coach Pat Quinn. | Leafs fire goalie Eddie Belfour. | Steve Yzerman retires. | New look for the Raptors. | Jose Gonzalez, Veneer . | The Real Thing . | Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" - enough already?
July
GST cut by 1 per cent. | Parents get cheques instead of childcare. | The Chairs . | Israel and Lebanon go to war. | Stephen Harper says massive Israeli bombing is "measured." | Ignatieff "not losing sleep" over civilian deaths. | Except by "not losing sleep," he means that it was a war crime by Israel. | Or maybe by Hezbollah. | Bush: "The irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit, and it's over." | Spiderman Returns . | New Polish prime minister and president are identical twins. | Jamaica to Toronto at Harbourfront. | Thom Yorke goes solo, still depressed. | Kings and Queens . | Sam Roberts shaves. | Steve Nash shaves head. | Dog Day Afternoon. | Johnny Cash: back from the grave (American V ). | Camera Obscura, Let's Get Out of This Country . | The Bagel closes… | …and so does The Session. | Born Ruffians sign to Warp. | George Bush calls PM "my friend Steve." | A Scanner Darkly . | Syd Barrett RIP. | Cadence Weapon kills at Hillside. | Steam Whistle bottle shortage. | Flash & Crash lives up to its name. | Kevin Hearn and Thin Buckle, The Miracle Mile | Beats, Breaks & Culture. | David Cronenberg brings Warhol to AGO. | Italia!!!!!! Sleep finally resumes. | India Aire, Testimony Vol. 1 | Bell Globemedia buys CHUMCity. | Matthew Nguyen stays. | Ed Mirvish turns 92. | Sufjan Stevens, The Avalanche . | Liza Fromer leaves BT. | Council gives itself a 9 per cent raise. | Wireless Toronto expands. | Assholes get all racist on Oscar Peterson. | Strombo hosts The One. | Turns out title refers to the size of the audience. | The Fringe festival | Stealing Venus | Zombies | Desperate Housepets | Moon Sea Crossing | Humans Anonymous | Swiss Family Guy Robinson | Antoine Feval | Katie Crown plays a mean goat. | Mel Gibson: drunk and Jew-baiting. | Avril Lavigne gets married. | American Floyd Landis wins Tour de France, fails doping test. | Disturbed vs Hezbollah. | Woman in the Dunes . | New New York Dolls. | George Michael has sex in parks. | blink-182 - Tom DeLonge = +44. | Savage Garden guy is gay. | Pete Doherty ponders implants. | Supernova vs Rockstar Supernova. | Jarvis: "Cunts are Still Running the World." | The Knife, Silent Shout . | Polaris nominees announced. | Dallas Austin busted in Dubai. | Rob Szabo, Like a Metaphor . | Pride: Fearless. | Some guy pisses on war memorial. | Docks loses liquor licence. | Docks gets liquor licence back pending appeal. | Rhymefest, Blue Collar . | Red Buttons RIP. | Jack Warden RIP. | Lady in the Water runs aground. | Miami Vice remake drops the Jan Hammer, sadly. | N'Sync's Lance Bass: I'm gay. | Comedy of Errors . | The Scream Literary Festival endures torrential storm. | Karen Tam transforms YYZ Gallery into a "Shangri-La Café." | Tapes 'n' Tapes, The Loon . | Yvonne Ng premieres Scarlet's Room. | Steven Price's Anatomy of Keys sees the poetry in Harry Houdini. | Jess Dobkin invites you to drink mother's milk at "Lactation Station." | Vovoid, Katorz . | The inaugural Living Ritual: World Indigenous Dance Festival. | Monty Python's Spamalot () hits the Canon, complete with killer bunnies. | Lesbian Rangers patrol Ann Tindal Park. | Paul Isaacs likes Menopause Out Loud! () | The Pajama Men . | Zinedine Zidane uses his head, ends career. | Fidel Castro hands power to his brother, rumours of his demise exaggerated. | Ready or Not 2 . | Clerks II H. | Miss Lou RIP. | The polar ice caps are melting. Fast. | Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy." Still.
August
Pluto demoted from planet status. | Elizabeth May takes over Green Party. | Familia . | Bush: "I also read three Shakespeares… I've got an eck-a-lectic reading list." | Bummer in the Summer. | Bonnie "Prince" Billy plays Rotate This. | Mistress of Spices H. | The Deadly Snakes break up. | So do Death From Above 1979. | Criminal Records opens. | Bruce Cockburn, Life Short Call Now . | ALL CAPS! at Dufferin Grove Park. | New OutKast album: "hey no." | Ant Bully H. | Hannah Sung leaves Much. | Extermination Night. | Brothers of the Head . | Arthur Lee RIP. | Paris Hilton releases album; keeps clothes on. | Banksy improves 500 Paris Hilton CDs with new cover art and Danger Mouse remixes. | Scritti Politti, White Bread, Black Bear . | BSS rule Lollapalooza. | Sleater-Kinney play last show. | Vetiver, To Find Me Gone . | Maurizio Bevilacqua withdraws from Liberal race, supports Rae. | Christina Aguilera, Back to Basics . | School trustees give selves 420 per cent raise. | DJ Cyber Rap, Funeral . | Who is DJ Cyber Rap? | U of T, UBC and McMaster boycott Maclean's. | Robert Ariganello RIP. | AIDS sculpture. | We have had it with motherfucking Snakes on a motherfucking Plane. | West Nile case in T.O. | The Descent . | Number of MySpace user accounts hits 100 million… | …you have 143 friends. | Kiefer wins Emmy. | Jurassic 5 + Dave Matthews = yikes. | Foxy Brown takes the stand. | Black Gold . | The Mountain Goats, Get Lonely . | Lil' Kim sued. | American Hardcore! | Boy George on sanitation duty. | Elvis still dead. | The Sadies, In Concert Vol. One . | Peaches' panties for sale. | St. Clair snarled in construction. | Chad VanGaalen, Skelliconnection . | AIDS 2006 Conference in Toronto. | Stephen Harper stays away. | Stephen Lewis is the star. | The Marble Index, Watch Your Candles Watch Your Knives . | Alley Jaunt. | Crappy TTC merch store opens at Union Station. | Quay to the City. | Glenn Ford RIP. | Feuermusik, Goodbye, Lucille . | Canadian Owen Hargreaves dons Beckham's No. 7 shirt for England. | JonBenet Ramsay case solved? | No, wait. You can go back to not caring. | Scott B, Home Movies . | Lonelygirl15 just wanted a movie deal. | Conversations With Other Women . | fFIDA reborn as TIDF, which is harder to pronounce. | Hannah Moscovitch's The Russian Play is a hit at SummerWorks. | The Chairs . | John Waters gives us nightmares about Michael Jackson and Charles Manson as babies. | AfriCanadian Playwrights Festival names names. | Propeller Gallery turns 10. | Bombay Calling . | Paul Butler throws a Collage Party at MOCCA. | Rick Miller remounts MacHomer. | Soulpepper slays us with King Lear. | Cheap Trick, Rockford . | William Shatner appears at Fan Expo Canada, promises "fireball of entertainment." | Ali Farka Toure, Savane . | Half Nelson . | Shadowboxer H. | Razorlight H. | Viacom fires Tom Cruise. | Ralph Klein retires. | Ralph Klein: "They were right about us not having a plan." | Blood Meridian, Kick Up the Dust . | Damian Rogers retires from Pontiac Quarterly. | Liz Clayton takes over Pontiac Quarterly. | The Fan H. | Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy." Yeah. Still.
September
CopyCamp. | Canadian Lukas Rossi wins Rock Star: Supernova. | Andre Agassi retires. | Cost of tearing down Gardiner: $800 million. | No one wants to tear down the Gardiner. | The Golden Door H. | Jays finish second, miss playoffs. | Screech sex video. | Bush: Iraq is "a comma." | I Don't Want to Sleep Alone . | Sexual congress: Mark Foley texting underage intern. | Kabul Express H. | Pope Benedict's comments on Islam spark outrage, attacks. | Dawson college shooting kills one, wounds 19 in Montreal. | Megadeth blamed for Montreal murders. | Offside . | Spinach kills. | A Stone's Throw . | Circa scheduled to open for film fest; it doesn't. | Final Fantasy wins Polaris. | French Kicks, Two Thousand . | Five dead in Amish school shootings. | UKULA opens shop. | The Field Register, Tire and Caster . | 1,000 join Newmindspace for Capture the Flag in financial district. | V Fest loses Massive Attack, screws The Flaming Lips. | X Avant Festival. | Swollen Members, Black Magic. | TV on the Radio light up Letterman. | Emily Haines' solo stand at Gladstone. | Fergie solo just as annoying as Black Eyed Peas. | Rheostatics announce breakup. | blood.claat: one womban story . | Everyone's Hero H. | Hedy Fry withdraws from Liberal race, supports Rae. | Carolyn Bennet withdraws from Liberal race, supports Rae. | Sloan, Never Hear the End of It . | TV on the Radio, Return to Cookie Mountain . | No more Mr. Dressup. | Downtown Toronto is a Wi-Fi hotspot. | Rosie O'Donnell elbows Star Jones off The View… | Goes on to mock Kelly Ripa for political incorrectness… | And the Chinese for talking funny talk. | Katie Couric takes over CBS Evening News anchor chair, ratings slip due to possible lack of gravitas and/or Brillo hair. | King Lear . | Canadian Idol picks an actual talented person, Eva Avila, who hopes to go on to be discovered one day. | Battlestar Gallactica mirrors Iraq. | Sean Penn smokes, Jim Watson fumes, Sutton Place pays. | Lupe Fiasco, Food and Liquor . | Nuit Blanche. | Frances Nunziata has 0 friends. | Tie Domi retires. | Tie and Belinda. | Der Ring Des Nibelungen . | Opossums invade. | Tom Green broadcasts surgery. Again. | The Walrus hemorrhages staff. Again. | Cops shooting (pictures) at Jane and Finch. | The Wicker Man H. | About The Wicker Man: can we rate the year's funniest movie only one star? Yes. | Chappelle's Show "lost" episodes. | The ubiquitous Rachel Ray. | Tom Morello arrested. | Bob Dylan, Modern Times . | Scissor Sisters vs Trans World Entertainment. | K-Fed: the album. | Mint Records turns 15. | Cat Power admits suicide attempt. | Albert Hammond Jr. strokes solo. | Henri Fabergé & the Adorables all day at Palais Royale. | Britney and K-Fed spawn. | Paris Hilton DUI bust, keeps clothes on. | Arctic Monkeys win Mercury Prize. | Beyoncé plays Best Buy. | Porter Air launches at the island. | Pope: Canada going to hell. | Ziggy Marley, Love is My Religion H. | LCBO will take back empties, sort of. | Toronto buys a landfill. | Lobbyist registry fails. | Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip portrays SNL, sort of. | 30 Rock portrays SNL, sort of. | World Trade Center puts Hollywood glint on 9/11. | Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby does not suck at all. | Steve Irwin RIP. | The Supers, Re: arrange . | Borat makes benefit glorious film festival of Toronto. | Survivor plays the race card, then unplays it after two episodes. | Perez Hilton's bawdy blog. | Jandek comes out of hiding for Toronto gig. | The COC mounts Wagner's Ring Cycle in its new home. | Vazaleen posterboy Michael Comeau gets his own show at Magic Pony. | Performance collective urbanvessell stages Slip in the Harrison Baths. | Condo BOOM! explodes at the Theatre Centre. | The Dog Problem H. | Theatre Smash presents its first production, Tiny Dynamite. | da da kamera present Here Lies Henry for the last time. | Jeremy Deller's retrospective. | Joe Volpe accepts donations from children, dead people. | Ugly Betty is pretty good. | John Stamos joins ER, somehow doesn't suck. | Whitney Houston dumps Bobby Brown. | Eye Weekly intern Eliza Northwood: "Vag flashing is apparently the new nip slip." Britney takes notes. | Canadian Parliament apologizes to Maher Arar. | CBC chairman Guy Fournier makes poop jokes on the air. | CBC chairman Guy Fournier discusses bestiality. | CBC chairman Guy Fournier resigns. | Coup d'état in Thailand. | UK PM Tony Blair says he'll resign within one year. | Oriana Fallaci RIP. | Grafstein and Goldfarb get behind Pitfield. | Liberal fixer Stephen LeDrew announces he's running for mayor. | Miller and Pitfield say no to road tolls. | TA&LSOW&MA. | SMART-1 successfully crashes on the moon. | Princess Kiko gives birth to the future Japanese Emperor. | Hugo Chavez smells sulfur at UN General Assembly. | Shinzo Abe becomes PM of Japan. | Tatana Kucharova crowned Miss World. | Overpass collapses in Montreal. | Banksy floats inflatable Guantanamo detainee doll in Disneyland. | EMPz 4 Life . | JT brings sexy back. | Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" surrenders.
October
North Korea goes nuclear. | Google buys YouTube. | Keeping Mum H. | St. Louis Cardinals win World Series. | Bush: "One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards." | Regent Park rebuilding starts. | The Journals of Knud Rasmussen . | Controller.Controller break up. | Joanna Newsom mesmerizes Mod Club. | Roky Erickson revival at Pop Montreal. | Manufactured Landscapes . | k-os, Atlantis: Hymns for Disco . | k-os plays the race card. | Danko Jones vs k-os | Bob Barker to retire. | Beck surprises The Drake. | New Tragically Hip single sounds like Arcade Fire. | Viletones reunite! | CBGB shuts down. | Yo Le Tengo, I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass . | Jeff Tweedy slugs fan. | BC woman gives birth to conjoined twins. | African Guitar Summit, African Guitar Summit II . | Nathan Phillips Square redesign contest. | Turns out writer Craig Davidson is the noodle-armed fancy boy. | Centre for Leisure and Culture No. 1. | Jet, Shine On H. | Bon Cop, Bad Cop tops Porky's. | Gino Empry RIP. | Rush Limbaugh vs Michael J. Fox. | Angela Desveaux, Wandering Eyes . | Zombie walk! | Enron CEO sentenced. | Jim Cuddy, The Light that Guides You Home . | Greg Keelor goes solo, too. | Take your drink in the washroom! | Memphis, A Little Place in the Wilderness . | Eye Weekly turns 15. | Toronto Life turns 40. | Segways banned. | New subway name, same as old streetcar name: "Toronto rocket." | Jim "Blackberry" Basillie to buy Pittsburgh Penguins. | Lister Sinclair RIP. | Baby With the Bathwater . | The Queen's () Helen Mirren becomes first in line for an Oscar | The Last King of Scotland turns out to be Idi Amin. | The Departed . | Marie Antoinette: let them eat cake and listen to trendy old post-punk records. | Death of a President gauges George Bush's approval rating - fictionally, of course. | Trailer Park Boys bust box office records. | Knit-a-long. | Wait for - wait for it - it. | Grey's Anatomy, which sucks bag, becomes so popular people start watching ER again. | Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight: I'm gay. | Shortbus . | Alison Bechdel's Fun Home raises the graphic memoir bar. | Fashion meets art in MOCCA's "Unholy Alliance." | "Tit Tales" at the Gladstone. | IFOA features Kiran Desai and Ralph Steadman. | Employee of the Month H. | Chekhov's Heartaches () returns to Factory. | Canadian Festival of Spoken Word hits Toronto for the first time. | People dance naked in Sasha Ivanichko's Heaven. | The Royal Sarcophagus Society does their Halloween thing with Dia de los Muertos. | Scissor Sisters, Ta-Dah . | Jenn Goodwin and Nova Bhattacharya dance Out of Bounds. | RE:Search publishes Pranks! 2. | Hotel Canzine rides again - the Grilled Cheese Sandwich Room an obvious hit. | About an Hour improv comedy weekly debuts. | Pittsburgh Penguins, team of the future: Crosby, Malkin, Staal. | George Lucas loses Colbert's green screen challenge. | Hiro from Heroes. | Akron/Family, Meek Warrior . | Kiran Desai wins Man-Booker prize. | Canadian Justin Morneau is American League MVP. | Madonna picks up a kid during a trip to Africa. Outrage ensues. | Aboriginal land dispute in Caledonia explodes. | Peter MacKay calls Belinda Stronach a dog. | Sunday shopping comes to Nova Scotia. | Ward 25's Tony Dickins and the "No Free Lunch" bags. | Miller endorses Gord Perks. | Man of the Year H. | Pitfield unveils 14-point crime platform. | Pitfield's blog plagiarizes Spacing, Globe and Mail. | Mayoral wannabe David Vallance says Toronto should become its own province. | Pitfield flip-flops on St. Clair ROW. | Mutual Appreciation . | Weird Al comeback. | George Michael lights up. | Kurt Cobain: still dead, still rich. | Corb Lund sweeps CMAs. | Heather Mills vs Paul McCartney. | Blind Melon reunion?! Shanon Hoon still dead. | Fabulous shot and arrested. | Stooges record new album with Steve Albini. | Justin Hawkins sees the light, leaves Darkness. | The Killers turn into Springsteen | Proposed Expo theme: Sharing the Planet. | Councillor Bill Saundercook advertises on yard waste bags. | Pitfield promises huge subway expansion, critics see huge bills. | SunTV mayoral debate gets rowdy. | Star poll reveals not one person voting for LeDrew with two weeks to go. | Councillor Michael Thompson calls black Miller supporters "paid props." | Lindsay Buckingham, Under the Skin . | LeDrew calls Pitfield "Calamity Jane." | Wellesley Institute releases Blueprint to End Homelessness. | Bowling for Lawn Signs. | Peter Styrsky compassion club drug bust. | Homeless mayoral candidate Kevin Clarke goes nuts, disrupts debate. | Cocaine Kate and Pete Doherty engaged. | Raptors dominate pre-season, going 7-1. | John Kerry botches punchline, kills presidential hopes. | Los Lobos, The Town and the City . | Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle crashes plane into NY apartment. | Wal-Mart nailed for working its staff through breaks and off clock. | Ex Models Featuring Kid Millions, Chrome Panthers . | Esquire: Scarlett Johanssen Sexiest Woman Alive . Duh. | Liberal leadership "Super Weekend" features cool online results ticker. | Also features big Ignatieff lead, Rae, Kennedy, Dion following.
November
Robert Altman RIP. | The Black Keys, Magic Potion . | Income trust reversal: markets freak out. | Deliver Us From Evil . | Quebec Nation recognized. | Scrappy kid Shaun Bruce runs for mayor. | Nellie McKay, Pretty Little Head . | Into the Great Silence . | Chavez, Better Days Will Haunt You . | Black Eyed Dogs H. | Saw III H. | Bush: "The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done." | PJ Harvey, The Peel Sessions . | Britney Spears sheds husband, underwear. | The Babysitter . | US Democrats win control of congress. | Toronto One-Minute film festival. | The Hold Steady, Boys and Girls in America . | My Chemical Romance, The Black Parade . | Ken Aldcroft's Convergence Ensemble . | Kanye West bum-rushes the MTV Europe Awards. | Dolly Parton, The Acoustic Selection: 1999-2002 . | New Who album doesn't suck (Endless Wire ). | Milton Friedman RIP. | Dollarama get cease-and-desisted. | Propagandhi win SOCAN Echo prize. | Pavement, Wowee Zowee: Sordid Sentinels Edition . | Fucked Up banned in the USA. | The Game calls out Dre. | Tom Waits, Orphans . | Gerald Levert RIP. | Tenacious D pick their destiny. | Stranger Than Fiction . | A Good Year (H) a bad film. | Clipse are so trill. | Dears do three nights at Lee's. | The Oxford Collapse, Remember the Night Parties . | Beatles for sale, again. | Michael Richards drops n-bomb on own career. | Belinda goes brunette. | Pernice Brothers, Live a Little . | Harper pulls out of Kyoto. | Eye Weekly/Spacing mayoral debate draws 500. | Expo bid collapses. | Jon Rae and the River, Knows What You Need . | Record number of council candidates. | OJ: If I Did It. | Rupert Murdoch: "Oh no you di'int." | Sandro Perri Plays Polmo Polpo . | Federal report vindicates TPA. | Countdown traffic lights. | Snoop Dogg busted. | The Fountain . | Volver . | Wannabe councillor Himy Syed opens campaign headquarters in Metro Porn Theatre. | Au-Dela De La Haine . | Old Joy . | The Magic Flute . | Ritter, Dene, Voss . | No K-Fed/Britney sex tape (thank god). | The Game is not a cop. | Joanna Newsom, Ys . | Pete Doherty arrested again. | Ghostface: More Fish, please. | Bill Cosby vs hip-hop. | Woolly Leaves, Quiet Waters . | Flaming Lips Alley! | Broken Social Scene go on hiatus (we think). | Solomon Burke, Nashville . | Jim "Blackberry" Balsillie backs out of Penguins deal. | Indie film icon Adrienne Shelley murdered. | Guy Clark, Workbench Songs . | George Jones and Merle Haggard, Kickin' Out the Footlights… Again . | Jack Palance RIP. | Borat . | Blond new Bond Daniel Craig puts 007 in touch with his sociopathic side. | Career Suicide, Attempted Suicide . | Fast Food Nation: "There's shit in the meat." | Neil Patrick "Doogie Howser" Harris = gay. | Homophobic preacher Ted Haggard forced out of the closet, job in sex and drugs scandal. | Deftones, Saturday Night Wrists . | Courtney Love publishes her diary, world survives. | Daniel Brooks' Insomnia returns. | National Ballet of Canada's Greta Hodgkinson sparkles in Sleeping Beauty. | Flashlight, Brown Blue . | Doctor-cum-author Vincent Lam wins the Giller. | Jazzy Jeff, Hip Hop Forever III . | Governor General's Awards for Peter Behrens and Daniel MacIvor. | Rich people buy art at the Toronto International Art Fair. | Subtle, For Hero, For Fool . | "18:Beckett." | The Tim Sims Encouragement Fund's 10th Annual Cream of Comedy Competition gives $4,000 to Rebecca Addelman. | Henrik Schwarz, DJ Kicks . | Fringe fave Antoine Feval lands at Diesel. | J.G. Ballard writes a book about a nightmarish, consumer-obsessed society. | Nina Simone, Remixed and Reimagined . | Drumheller, Wives . | Dancer Meagan O'Shea's Something Blue deconstructs wedding dresses. | Seussical the Musical is a condensed hit. | Ansel Adams and Alfred Eisenstadt class up the AGO. | Obama-rama. | Keith Jarrett, The Carnegie Concert . | LeDrew proposes plaque to commemorate Miller's failed Expo bid. | David Miller visits 44 wards in 44 hours. | Molly Johnson, Messin' Around . | The David S. Ware Quartet, BalladWare . | John Zorn, Astronome . | Noel Ellis, Light in the Attic . | International Sad Hits, Volume One: Altaic Language Group . | "Don't Vote For Giambrone" Jeep spotted around town. | Selda . | Police protection for Ward 8 voting. | The Gothic Archies, The Tragic Treasury: Songs from a Series of Unfortunate Events . | uTOpia 2: The State of the Arts. | David Geffen sells Pollock No. 5 for $140 million. | Marie Antoinette . | LAPD on YouTube handing out beat-downs. | The Sadies, Tales of the Rat Fink . | South African parliament OKs same-sex marriage. | Al Jazeera: all English all the time. | Jeff Tweedy, Sunken Treasure: Live In the Pacific Northwest . | Tony Blair: "Iraq is pretty much a disaster." | Nintendo unleashes Wii. | LOUDquietLOUD: A Film about the Pixies . | Pope tours Turkey, sparks outrage. | Bell covers half the city's ad space in wrapping paper… | …turns out the big surprise is those friggin' beavers again. | "Calamity" Jane Pitfield fizzles. | Stephen LeDrew gets LeSlaughtered. | Mayor David Miller re-elected. | City Councillor Gord Perks! | City Councillor Adam Vaughan! | Sewell sinks, Mihevc stays. | Paul Ainslie lies, wins. | "Landslide" Case Ootes wins by 20 votes. | Hazel McCallion wins 11th term. | Donald Rumsfeld resigns.
December
Ken Dryden's mic turned off. | Stéphane Dion's too. | Stéphane Dion wins Liberal leadership. | Ignatieff loses. | Howard Moscoe replaced by Adam Giambrone as TTC chairman. | US VP Dick Cheney: Iraq going "remarkably well." | New US defence secretary Robert Gates: "We're losing." | Bipartisan report on Iraq: "We're losing." | Alexisonfire sell out six Toronto shows. | Circa still not open. | Eminem re-ups. | New Gwen Stefani yo-de-lay-he blows. | Nas says hip-hop is dead. | Kyp Harness, Fugitives | GNR vs Eagles of Death Metal. | Doc Pickles leaves Wavelength. | Simply Saucer reunites! | Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj | Tiger Bar opens. | Word of the year: truthiness. | Runner-up: wikiality. | Same-sex marriage will not be reopened. | Time magazine's cop-out: "You" are man of the year. | Nicole Richie DUI, career DOA. | Holocaust deniers gather in Iran. | Sassafraz burns. | RIP Ben's in Montreal. | Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Love Their Country . | The Holiday H. | Monkey Warfare . | Eragon H. | Mahogany, Connectivity . | Royal Cinema back from the dead. | New "teeny toonie" tokens. | Peter Boyle RIP. | Unaccompanied Minors H. | Twisted Sister, A Twisted Christmas or . | Dance artist Malgorzata Nowacka warns us in Keep Sharp Objects Out of My Way. | Ghetto Arc Presents Serious Times . | Darren O'Donnell takes his Q&A project to Pakistan. | Dave Eggers What Is the What: good, that's what. | Factotum . | Myriam Bedard charged for abducting her own daughter. | Blue Jays sign Vernon Wells for $126 million. | RCMP commissioner Giuliano Zaccardelli resigns. | Children's Aid spend lots on executive aid. | Amy Winehouse, Back to Black | Ed Stelmach new premier of Alberta. | Financial scandal at Hydro One. | Et Qatra Khoon: A Drop of Blood . | Rocky Balboa, 60, fights again. | Robert Pickton pleads not guilty. | Hugo Chavez wins Venezuelan election. | NASA to build base on the moon. | Tomma Abts wins Turner prize. | France 24. | No conspiracy to kill Princess Di. Move on. | Muhammad Yunus wins Nobel Peace Prize. | The Organ disbands. | Tickle Me Elmo is back. | The Atlantic names Abraham Lincoln the most influential American of all time. | Canadians cheer as Alexander Graham Bell ranks 24th. | Dick in a box. | The Coup and Mr. Lif in bus crash. | Pete Doherty: still not in jail. | Trey Anastasio busted, dude. | Ahmet Ertegun RIP. | New Arcade Fire song by phone. | Joseph Barbera, RIP. | Stephen Colbert vs The Decemberists. | Stephen Colbert vs The Decemberists vs Peter Frampton vs Henry Kissinger! | And long live the Godfather of Soul, Mr. James Brown. | Yes, there is more to this week's paper than this list. | Eye Weekly year-in-film roundup, page 14. | Or if you want to see something new, check the On Screen section (page 19) or our Showtimes on page 16. | You like DVDs? Page 20. | And we've got some TV on the same page. | Eye Weekly critics choose their favourite albums, page 21. | And their least favourite, page 22. | And our favourite songs, page 23. | Want to see a concert? Page 25. | This week's Totally Wired is about lists but is not a list itself, page 27. | Music's winners and losers in Street Spirit, page 28. | Part 2 of Denise Benson's look at the club scene, page 29. | And her Best Bets for this New Year's weekend, page 31. | The Arts section looks back at the year in theatre, page 32. | Theatre and Comedy listings, page 33. | It's a look back at the year in dance, page 33. | Gallery listings and Eye Candy, page 34. | General classifieds, page 35. | You like Fun? Sign Me Up, m@b, Eyedentical Twins and Crossword, page 37. | Need some company? Adult classifieds, page 38. | And Love Bites with Sasha, page 46. | And oh yeah, happy new year. |
